Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

hidey spider

When you cum in public with your jeans on.

OOH FUCK JAMES GET ME TO THE TOILET I JUST HAD A CUM IN MY JEANS, YES A HIDEY SPIDER

by Verbalness September 16, 2017

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018

Spider chaser

A non alternative person who serial dates goths despise haveing no intrest in the subculture

1:Hey bro what happened to your big titty goth gf

2:Man we broke up she kept asking for a vile of my blood

1: freaky
2: its cool im with goth amy now you know the chick with the spider neck tattoo and split tounge

1: your such a spider chaser

by E.T.FU May 1, 2019

Fuckin spiders

When an absolute banger kicks in making you first pump the shit out of the air until nobody can breath ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

What an absolute track that was, fuckin spiders

by DirtyDanger April 18, 2018

The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.

"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."

by Soodermoon September 13, 2019

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009