Nonce

Sex offender, peadophile

That bloke Roy Pua, he’s a right nonce.

by GingerNinja2020 November 22, 2020

Nonce

Nonce is a term used to describe a pedophile, Often used in the UK

Mercifuloni is a rate nonce

by KaydenOOTV March 16, 2021

Nonce

In uk slang you they use this as a compliment like calling them a nice friendly person

Man 1: you look like a nonce
Man 2: thanks you too

by A nonce January 20, 2022

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

nonce

Also in other words, Alex, is a British pedophile who needs to be jailed.

Bruv, did you see that Alex (nonce) today?

by iygfqegv cockroach vash January 14, 2020

Nonce

A kind person

Ali : "He's a nonce right?"
Alfie : "I know he is such a kind person"

by Deffo the truth December 6, 2023