When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
Get the New Jersey Fire Hydrantmug. by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
Get the New Jersey Blowjobmug. place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.
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by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
Get the New Jerseymug. A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.
Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.
Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.
by Network Pathogen August 1, 2021
Get the New Jersey Cheesesteakmug. A lyric used in a song by rapper "Chief Keefe" that is seen as a lyrical masterpiece of music ans intelligence.
Finna go and shoot New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang, bang)
Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' (I ain't goin', nigga)
We gon' come and blow New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang)
Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' (I ain't goin', nigga)
We gon' come and blow New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang)
by King37498 April 30, 2023
Get the Shoot New Jersey upmug. A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
Get the New Jersey Sloppy Joemug. Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
Get the New Jersey Turnpikemug.