by summe November 22, 2010

1. I showed up only 15 minutes late to school and still got grilled by my teacher!
2. Let's take this time reminisce about the late David Bowie
2. Let's take this time reminisce about the late David Bowie
by Uncle Joji July 11, 2018

by _Catt0s March 12, 2021

When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.
Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”
by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2012
