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clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.
We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)
by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009
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Clam Walk

The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.
I totally want to clam walk up and down her.
by Oysterlover69 May 21, 2018
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clam custard

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 5, 2010
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Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.
"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"
by xxXBosmanXxx April 1, 2019
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Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.
"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"
by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018
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clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.
She was clam chatting all night with no success.
by Clam chatting August 4, 2014
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Clam Shack

Historical: slang term for brothel or whorehouse

Modern: Thefemale equivalent of Man Cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household, in order to relax, get dressed, perform personal hygiene maneuvers, or entertain friends without interruption.

The dream Clam Shack includes a walk-in closet/dressing room/bathroom combination and mini-bar stocked with wine, bitch pop, etc. The average Clam Shack is more likely a closet or bathroom with a bottle of vodka stealthily stowed in an old ski boot or under the sink.
KID: "Where's mom? I can't find her anywhere"
DAD: "I dunno, check the clam shack"

LAUREL: "Hey Carol, Katie and Bev are coming over after work to chill in the clam shack with some Pinot if you want to join."
CAROL: "Sounds good. I'll need a whole bottle to myself after the day I've had"
LAUREL: "No probs, I have a case"
by Megnetic_Fields June 17, 2013
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