Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.

Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!

by Jillboe24 January 31, 2018

sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

angry burrito

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.

Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.

Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.

by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017

Adito the burrito

Ok basically this is a girl who is single and ready to mingle...you may ask what’s so special about this, but this girl just yeets every opportunity away. She describes herself as a full course meal and she endulges in “rawr”ing at guys...

ADITO THE BURRITO HAD SOME FRITOS WITH HER CHEETOS AND SOME DORITOS WHILE SHE WAS BEING INCOGNITO AND BEING A SUPERHERO DRINKING FROM HER CONTIGO LISTENING TO DESPACITO BUT GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO ES MUY BONITO AND EATING HER FAV TAQUITOS WITH HER DOG NAMED TITO WHO WENT TO PUERTO RICO TO EAT SOME TOSTITOS BUT REALIZED THAT WAS EL STUPIDO SO SHE LISTENED TO MIGOS AND WENT TO CHICOS AND WHILE SHE WAS THERE GOT A MOJITO

by Slide sloot January 5, 2019

wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

by Garthdog October 17, 2008

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016