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shit the bed 

shows surpise/ shock about something
john : i really like sarah
mark : u like her shit the bed..

shop keeper: thats £50
me : omg shit the bed
shit the bed by clare August 7, 2004

jack in the box shit 

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.
" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

shit the bed 

exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell
"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"
shit the bed by RojoC April 30, 2007

Shit the bed 

One of the biggest and best club nights in the UK based in Bristol. The name comes from the phrase "shit the bed" being used as an exclamation of surprise and excitement.
"Shit the Bed! - That bass drop was f*cking amazing!!!"

"Shit the Bed! - have you seen this amazing DJ lineup?"
Shit the bed by arsequake January 15, 2010

Shit The Bed 

1. When you do cost your team a match in any game.

2. When you have a high dollar object that you cant use because of a cheaper part when compared to the whole object.
Rolli went 1-8 on Warhawk?
Yeah, he really shit the bed.

I have a $3,500 computer in my basement but I can't use it because the case broke.
Well, you shit the bed.
Shit The Bed by Deodorizer July 5, 2014

Shit the bed 

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience
" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"
Shit the bed by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009