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Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.
Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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poop attack

A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.
I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
:)
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chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.
by Aqwafor January 15, 2014
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poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009
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crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair
Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.
by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
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insubordinate poop

knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit
i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this
by my fingers hurt August 19, 2009
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poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010
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