spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 20, 2021
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Fetish Planting

The act of directing fetish porn at children in hopes of making them develop that fetish later into their adolescence.

Very frequently done by pedophiles and content farms. It is often done using franchises that are popular with kids. The majority use fetishes that aren't strictly sexual (feet, inflation, vore, scat, etc.) for just enough plausible deniability to technically not break the TOS.

Most frequently done on YouTube Kids but can occur on other sites and even in official children's shows.
Mom left YouTube Kids on autoplay, causing everyone at the Christmas family reunion to get an eyeful of Rambley Raccoon tied up and getting spitroasted by Herobrine and Waluigi. I reported the video but the moderators refused to do anything about the fetish planting.
by Nebulaud January 29, 2025
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gemium plant

a premium plant in Plants Vs Zombies 2 which costs 100 diamonds to get
examples include: Shrinking Violet, Pea-Nut, Jalapeno.
shrinking violet is one of the best gemium plants
by person personnium December 14, 2023
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Planting the flag

During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.
Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?

Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.

Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?

He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.

Damn.
by *Screaming in Russian* April 02, 2020
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pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
by ElCapitan November 04, 2004
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plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.
Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor
by TheoCosby March 20, 2003
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Mint Plant

A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.
Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions
by Feedyamutha November 30, 2008
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