When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
Get the Shark noodlingmug. A wacky person, or one who does odd things, usually a high or very high person, most times a tweaker on a 3 to 4 day run without sleep.
by silty pimes March 7, 2008
Get the noodle groovermug. The act of forcing a person down on your cock during orgasm so the sperm shoots through the nasal passage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.
by pmoneyshotz January 6, 2010
Get the Love Noodlesmug. The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005
Get the Noodle Fuckermug. A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".
by RainbowChan June 17, 2008
Get the Noodles-For-Toodlesmug. Type of Japanese noodle made from ballsacks of whales. Tastes very good with Chinese Kung Pao Doggy Stir-fr.
Person 1: Hey, look that chink has some ballsack noodles!
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
by Herro My Name Is Dumpling March 19, 2011
Get the Ballsack Noodlemug. A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."
PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."
PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."
PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."
PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."
PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
by sinistar462 September 30, 2011
Get the Slippery Noodlemug.