Loaf

To punch somebody.

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.

by houdinigotloafed January 9, 2018

get that loaf

new word for “bread”. To get that loaf refers to getting money. Cannot be plurral.

get that loaf can be defined as:
“imma get this loaf this weekend”
“no one cares craig”

by youresupercoolseif October 31, 2018

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

Loaf

Shit

I’m going to take a loaf.

by Mattypaps July 2, 2020

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016

loafed

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.

"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"

by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020