hairy man

hairy man is jimmy yes also known as my squishy

jimbo is not only my pyro hes also my hairy man lol

by PYROS EMMA October 21, 2004

hairy muff

1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.

2. - an alternative expression for fair enough

1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.

2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

Hairy truman

a hairy female reproiductive organ

i saw your girlfriends hairy truman last night

by chris osborn May 8, 2006

hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman

ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....

by lero July 31, 2004

hairy turd

a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.

AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!

by walker November 27, 2004

hairy filo

person with an unusually hairy vagina; also known to be worn out and stretched to the size of a black hole

check out that hairy filo bitch

by bobs r us December 23, 2008

Hairy Paughter

A term used to bring gutter humor to any conversation about the popular series of books and movies titled "Harry Potter" generally assumed to be refering to ones genitals.

David: "Susan, do you want to go see the new Harry Potter movie with me?"

Susan: "I'll show you MY hairy paughter."

David: "I'll show YOU MY hairy paughter."

by notsurewhyweneedthis October 24, 2011