nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf May 15, 2011

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 09, 2022

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 06, 2023

chung fu-ist

someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.

woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?

by illegal_hustler October 17, 2010

Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!

"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!

by BkWd2022 July 03, 2022

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 02, 2009