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alaska dan

A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.
I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.
by hexie311 November 9, 2010
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Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.
Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.
by Jizten April 23, 2009
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dan rose

Famous Jazz guitarist from america. Most well known for his hit song, The Water's Rising
Dan Rose plays such jazzy licks
by FTRoper September 9, 2006
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Danky Dan

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 8, 2019
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baby dan

The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.
Baby dan is the absolute cutest.
by Malo July 6, 2019
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Janelle Dan

Son of God, given birth from the ocean and other forms of water like rain, river and many more.
A loyal and loving person who is misunderstood and always get abuse due to the kindness that is shown and always gets hurt because people take advantage of.
The grace of God, loyal, loving, friendly, open minded, bridge to seas and galaxies, bubbly and kind
When I see the ocean and galaxy it reminds me of Janelle Dan
by Boleyn June 7, 2021
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Dan Lake

by Selisa G May 8, 2022
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