When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

In rocket league when two cars collide into the ball with such force that it gets cucked and beamed across the field.
Big bro: I’m going up!
Ethan:Me too!
*Both players collide into the ball going into the opponent’s goal*
Ethan:”Fuck yea Yik Yôdë the cuck pinch!!”
Ethan:Me too!
*Both players collide into the ball going into the opponent’s goal*
Ethan:”Fuck yea Yik Yôdë the cuck pinch!!”
by Yik Yode April 9, 2021

When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants
Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since
by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019

is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.
by perry mackey September 29, 2018

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he stole christianafrendship
he stole christianafrendship
by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

by cacaeater2000 May 31, 2023

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
by Killpulse October 2, 2018
