Are you sure he's two stepping?
by Your_B3St Fr13nD October 29, 2007
When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
by Mr Hauser January 19, 2007
Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".
by Mr. Hester May 03, 2007
An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
by butterflyunderaglass January 08, 2006
Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”
by MechanicSchool2251 March 03, 2018
Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.
To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020
by Poncho Franzwarez May 29, 2010