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Tankmen

A retarded newgrounds animation that sucks ass.
Person 1: Have you Watched Tankmen?
Person 2: Yes, it sucks ass!
by literal asshole September 22, 2022
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Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.
Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms
by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022
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tommy tanking it

by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009
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Tank Dempsey

Fictional American marine from the video game Call of Duty World at War, playable in the Nazi zombies part of the game in downloadable maps in Shi no Numa and Der Riese (so far).
Dempsey fought in WWII against the Japanese, then he was captured and put into a horrible cell by the Japanese. So he chews himself out of the bamboo cage and kills the guards. In the game he fights against Nazis that came back to life, the story as to how he got there in the first place are not yet told in the game series, but there are many clues in the game. Most likely he was selected by German doctor Richtofen who needs help controlling the zombies which he most likely created. Dempsey is an awesome bad ass, he is around 26 years old and hates zombies. He's the kind of guy you can get along with.
1. Tank Dempsey is the best Call of Duty character ever!
2. Why can't I ever be Dempsey when playing online?
3. Why does Dempsey like Takeo
4. If they ever make a Nazi Zombies movie who will play Tank Dempsey?
by USA COD fan November 3, 2009
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Miniature Tanks

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.
by Blongberg October 10, 2010
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No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
by reillan January 29, 2006
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thanksss

I like your shoes
Me: thanksss
by Cow Li November 13, 2019
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