TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 22, 2007

cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.

Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.

by Stephrie August 22, 2023

crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

by Big Daddy D Williams January 13, 2009

Doo-Tart

A sweet-tart that has been stuck on the bottom of someones shoes via a dog turd or any turd.

Kent ate a doo-tart

by Doo-Tart March 08, 2009

Tart

An English fart that smells like shart

Cornelius, did you tart?

by Queendom12 September 01, 2019

Tart

A dumb person, not so bright , when you do something retarded . Similar to a dumb blonde 😂

He's a tart. I acted like a tart. She's a tart .

by Perfectionartista May 18, 2017