Taint Move

when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.

Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag

by Dave Bo October 30, 2008

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 25, 2011

Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

ripped taint

When someone farts really fucking bad

Bro i just fucking ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020

Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.

man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.

by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012

taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.

Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof

by Lil.zubes August 20, 2019

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016