by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.
That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here
This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee
That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here
This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee
by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
by Badussy55 October 4, 2021

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018
