Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

Tiny Dick Brigade

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who creates unnecessary noise that impacts other negatively.

The Tiny Dick Brigade was out in full force last night, I didn’t get a wink of sleep.

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Tiny Brain

An individual who is narrow minded and uncaring about impact other than their own delusional view or belief. Often causing harm, screaming incoherently with no sense and unable to have a single selfless thought.

That tiny brain’s bitch threw shade at a man who got shot for sharing an opinion. Those tiny brain’d people cut a man’s hands off for stealing when they stole all his money.

by Aknownmouse September 11, 2025

Tiny Joker

“Tiny Joker” also know as “Joker”, “Two-Syxx Joker”, “W7M Joker” or “BaccWestJ8K3R” is a reputable Crips gang member from the Hyena Crips aka “83GC” in Detroit, Mi. He was featured in The Detroit News in an August 2025 article about gang graffiti “tag wars” in his neighborhood Five Points on Detroit’s Westside 48219, and is a well-known graffiti artist and graffiti archiver.

“Mannnn Tiny Joker is just a tagger is swear”—Crip Wannabe

“Tiny Joker has been affiliated with the Crips since 2019”—The Detroit News

by Westside Detroiter September 19, 2025

Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

Tiny Laughers Krew (TLK)

A youth street clique closely allied with 26Gang (26G)—both often ride under the “Baby Hyenas Gang” (BHG) identity, though they remain distinct groups. TLK leans more toward young adults, while 26G consists mostly of younger members. They’re active in Detroit’s Five Points neighborhood (ZIP 48219), especially around the 19900 blocks of Grandview, Winston, and Fenton near Fargo Street. Their turf runs roughly from Five Points (west) to Fenton (east) and Fargo (north) to Frisbee (south). They rep under the 5Point Nation (5PN) alliance and are known as the Hyena Crips’ (83GC) lil homies.

“Tiny Laughers Krew (TLK) be out there with them Baby Hyenas—young but wild, they hold down that whole Grandview side.” — Local Detroiter

by 313forLife October 20, 2025

Tiny Laughers Krew (TLK)

A youth street group closely allied with 26Gang (26G)—both often ride under the “Baby Hyenas Gang” (BHG) identity, though they remain distinct groups. TLK leans more toward young adults, while 26G consists mostly of younger members. They’re active in Detroit’s Five Points neighborhood (ZIP 48219), especially around the 19900 blocks of Grandview, Winston, and Fenton near Fargo Street. Their turf runs roughly from Five Points (west) to Fenton (east) and Fargo (north) to Frisbee (south). They rep under the 5Point Nation (5PN) alliance and are known as the Hyena Crips’ (83GC) lil homies.

Manny: “Who them YNs that stay taggin up Five Points like that?”
KJ: “That’s Tiny Laughers Krew (TLK), the Hyena Crips lil homies. They outside for real dawg.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 20, 2025