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TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less
If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick
by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023
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Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
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tiny cock man

Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man
Yo, Luo is 100% tiny cock man
by kjfdlshdjkgkjlfds May 16, 2017
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tiny wizard

a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies
by the worlds most honest guy December 4, 2017
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Tiny

Hayden Blair’s dick is tiny.
by ICEMAN555 August 2, 2022
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Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.
"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
by Knowmatik August 9, 2019
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Tiny

I am tinying with this ruler
by Ppppppoppppp April 24, 2023
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