Next Day Crispy

Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.

Oh man that shit was next day crispy.

by Jakesh200 May 22, 2021

Descenders Next

Descenders 2, which is probably something that will never existed despite being announced.

gary: descenders next is never gonna stop getting delayed broo

by Adrmpa12 May 20, 2025

Next of skin

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife.

In case of emergency, call my next of skin

by Metal Munkey April 2, 2022

Next Semester

A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake

lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD

Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car

by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth May 3, 2024

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 23, 2020

next year was better

Often used within the Burning Man community, Next Year Was Better is typically used when something goes wrong, and implies that it will have been done better or more successfully next year.

The art project didn't have enough batteries to last the night. eeh, next year was better.

by farmacist November 27, 2021