skittle balls

Skittlitis is a medical condition that causes abnormal skrinkage for male testicles. See where windchimes for more details

Man... that guy has skittle balls

by Darth Cuckus the Wise December 8, 2017

Skittled

When you take a hit or two of a strong psychedelic and you become completely 'Skittled'. Your brain feels as if it is just a pack of skittles nothing is in order and nothing makes sense.

You: Fuckin' hell lad. That shit proper skittled me last night.

Friend: Ikr. Maybe that's what it's like to be a retard?

You: Probably yeah. Never again... fuck that!

by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips July 13, 2017

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

skittle doodle dazzle

A funnier way to say "skeedaddle"

Hey, I have to go to this birthday party. I'll skittle doodle dazzle now.

by Didi213 August 19, 2022

Purple Skittles

A condom....

“Lets get some purple skittles for tonight”
“aight bet”

by thenewiverson December 12, 2020

skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone

Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum

by MooshyKun October 12, 2023

Skittles

Magical sweets with healing properties, usually used to treat the common cold.

Please get me some skittles from the store, i ain’t feeling well

by skittles5363 April 16, 2019