by Urban dictionary sucks. April 19, 2021
Get the fumug. Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all
by syrupapple May 23, 2019
Get the Sofa-fumug. A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
Get the MAGA Gun Fu Fightermug. When one wants and or needs a ride but the option is to go with your and others feet : hense f ; equals feet and Uber a way in which to get where you need to be with only the feet.
She didn’t have any dollars , car or license and had to fu-Uber her way home via her and a companions feet. AKA : WALKING
by Msjayne13 April 23, 2019
Get the Fu-Ubermug. When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
Get the Watch a cool Kung fu moviemug. The martial art is taught by working-class identity, connection to nature and outdoor activities, strong community loyalty, and humility.
Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.
The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.
The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Jimmy over there has learned that Southern Fu. It's wild.
I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
by Hidn07 September 21, 2025
Get the Southern Fumug. by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023
Get the Rie Fumug.