Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look
by vendetta25 January 7, 2012
Get the Polished Sausagemug. When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.
I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.
I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.
They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.
(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.
I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.
They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.
(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)
by Death Menace December 25, 2022
Get the Polish stalkermug. In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.
W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011
Get the Polish Straddlemug. by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010
Get the Polish Grindermug. holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.
by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010
Get the polish trashcanmug. A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.
by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019
Get the Polish Breakfastmug. A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"
by Caitycat September 27, 2009
Get the Polish Cleanermug.