Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Sleepy panda

A sleepy panda is a term of endearment for a person who can quickly become very tired as soon as they enter a certain environment. It can also be emphasised by any dark circles under the person’s eyes, which suddenly become visible in certain lighting.

“Aw, you look exhausted, you always become a sleepy panda when we get on the train.”

by elwhummingbird October 30, 2018

Patastic panda

The greatest streamer ever

Have you seen patastic panda new stream

by General kenobi69 December 29, 2020

Blue panda

A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.

The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.

by panda1scientist1 May 18, 2017

turtle panda

an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical

wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!

by lilshyali January 7, 2016

Korina Panda

Korina Panda is one big panda. She always laughs and sometimes she can make your vain on the neck break. She loves eggs and she can fight you with potatos. You need a Korina Panda in life

Korina? Oh that’s Korina Panda

by pandasquad44 January 4, 2020