A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.
If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.
If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021
Get the Loafmug. 
when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.
"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"
by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020
Get the chonky loafmug. by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019
Get the Loafmug. by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016
Get the loafedmug. by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025
Get the Loaf Crushermug. noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.
Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!
Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
by Norwegian Blue December 14, 2008
Get the loaf panmug.