linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.

“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”

by fetchfun November 8, 2018

pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

by woffman June 27, 2010

pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope

Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard

by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017

Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz

That hoe be my slime lizard twofoem

by Penisiisi September 3, 2021

lizard

it’s alizard 🦎 you fuckin lizard

you’re a lizard.

by CIDA. October 12, 2021

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022