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Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018
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grandma sweitzer

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
by kpsweitz May 6, 2018
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grandma burnt

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.

"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.
That toast is only grandma burnt. You can still eat it.
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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grandma kickflip

Your grandma or someone else's grandma does an awesome kickflip on a skateboard.
Oh wow, how does your grandma kickflip that well?
by voidyfizz December 16, 2024
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grandma

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grandma I would smadh you
by Even hotter papi May 11, 2023
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Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.
Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”
by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021
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Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
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