Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 27, 2020
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Wow this is an XXL deck. I would love to sit on it..
Does this deck get wet?

How big is your deck?
by CelineD June 30, 2022
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There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3
"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."
by stfujazzy April 16, 2022
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Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.
I saw a deck out here not too long ago.
by jkisdi June 22, 2016
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Slang term for "Dick" or "Penis" in the Philippines.
Person 1 (Beautiful girl):*Posts Video*
Person 2 (Male):"Ay na like ng Deck ko"
by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024
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Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…
omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!
by Skunkeim July 29, 2024
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a place all men drink beers while sitting and playing country music
Man 1, Hey wanna beer
man 2, yeah sure
man 2, drinks while playing music on the deck
by Mr. Disappointment December 07, 2021
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