Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back

ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California

by Hessisthename March 23, 2011

California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

by Captain Fluff March 30, 2009

California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 13, 2006

california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.

There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe

by Mature mario November 17, 2016

california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream

Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!

by steven dutch man June 01, 2011

california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

by stoner 69 July 11, 2009

California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.

Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"

by kserieseg6 November 11, 2010