Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them

I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.

by King Sage March 28, 2017

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Batman

The dumbass who started the coronavirus

“hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”

by DimpLick September 6, 2020

batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.

Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.

by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021

Batman

The character from the popular marvel comics

Batman dies in endgame

by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023