Alan

most normal guy ever. submissive. obsessed with tanish's ass. wants manya to destroy HIS ass.

Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.

by bruni9597 June 22, 2025

Alan

big baller

he a big baller like Alan

by lavar "bbb" ball September 29, 2020

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed

You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course

by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016

Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.

Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!

by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017

Alan

A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.

Guy: who is that?
Girl: that's Alan he's really nice when you get to know him

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Stinky Alan

A stinky Alan is when a man puts his penis in an another man, but before climax the man pull out and then ejaculates into his own mouth and then spits it back into the other man's mouth

Me and Kirky done some stinky Alan

by Davey Dog 12938 March 19, 2025