Fair

Where pigs go to earn ribbons.

Me and Jim went to the fair.

by Hbeast December 23, 2016

andrew fair

A nice guy that cares about others feelings and is considerate.

That guy is so nice, just like Andrew fair.

by Vulture_X July 3, 2018

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes

"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."

by brokeassninja April 2, 2004

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

fair knock

a fair fight

oi cunt fair knock right now

by mccutch December 28, 2020

Fair Whether Family

Family members Whose presence is Rare and Far in between and When They Show Face, They come With Demands. So you love from afar.

When Ty Comes Let me know ahead of time, He begging and it's annoying. He's one of them Fair Whether Family, members I can only handle in spurts .

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 15, 2011