cross-teaming

When someone wears an outfit with 2 different sports teams.

SMH at Aaron for cross-teaming; he's wearing a Yankees hat with a White Sox jacket.

by dumm91 January 11, 2011

Team Unicorn

Hot gamer/nerdy girls; As rare as unicorns.

... Think Felicia Day! She's 100% team unicorn.

by spitfirex April 14, 2011

Team Love

A record label started by Conor Oberst of the band Bright Eyes. It has released albums by musicians including Tilly and the Wall, Mars Black, Jenny Lewis, David Dondero, Craig Wedren, A Weather, Gruff Rhys, The Shortbus Movie Soundtrack, McCarthy Trenching and Willy Mason.

"I thought Bright Eyes was on Saddle Creek"

"They are, but Motion Sickness was released on Team Love"

by P.J. O'Rourke September 19, 2007

Team Rocket

People in Pokemon who have spent twenty years trying to steal a mouse. And failing. Repeatedly.

"Another Team Rocket Grunt?" George complained. "These idiots are everywhere!"

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 06, 2018

Team Slay

Derived from "Team Slayer", the Halo deathmatch mode. The act of two or more men taking a piss together. This usually involves crossing swords; the non-gay intersection of streams crossing swords.

At a party,

Guy 1 (yelling): Team Slay?!

Guys 1,2,3,4,5: Yep lets go

by BoyWonder_89 August 28, 2009

Team LJ

Blissfully in love couples who sicken other people with their immense happiness and enjoyment of each other's company.

Joe: "Wow, we love each other so much and we make such a good team!"

Laura; "Yeah, we're a total team LJ."

Joe & Laura (in unison): "GO TEAM LJ!" *high five*

(Laura and Joe booty pop and crump until sundown.)

by TonyHancock May 21, 2011

pie team

"Pie" is sexual slang for the vulva. A "pie team" can either be used to describe a group of only women in an objectifying manner. Or it could describe a group of men who are on the prowl to find women who will sleep with them.

Angela: "OMG! None of the guys showed up!"
Sarah: "It's ok, girls. We'll be a pie team tonight! Wooooooo!"

_______________________

Brad: "I haven't had pussy in ages"
Chad: "Well that's gotta change. Let me call up the boys and we'll form a pie team tonight. What sort of pie are you looking for?"
Brad: "Cream"
Chad: "Brah. You're hilarious"
Brad: "You're pretty cool yourself, brah."
Chad: "Brah...."
*Brad and Chad make out and never make it out of the house*

by pie_man February 27, 2013