your typical horndog that likes corn dogs. he thinks he is sexy af. roommates with the holy ghosts evil brother. makes stupid rap songs at 2:12 in the morning.
by suaofjwkoqoqkdndksoqow May 29, 2020
Get the stephenmug. 
An anorexic nonce, Loves to befriend teenagers. Has knee's bigger than his head. Stinks of unwashed scrotum and stale weed.
Girl 1: I'm talking to a guy
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!
by TheAbnormalBoi April 26, 2020
Get the Stephenmug. Beta.
by andieleigh55 August 25, 2025
Get the Stephenmug. A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.
Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
Get the Stephen Rochfordmug. The light, that I desperately needed in my life.. I had searched for it for that long, I had given up, loosing all hope, but there it was. The light had appeared from nowhere, it was dim, but it was there, each day growing brighter and brighter. It was a familiar light, that I had seen before, but took no notice. A light that had I taken notice years ago, could have saved me from years of darkness and might have shone brighter itself..
by Neubolical Kay January 9, 2023
Get the Stephenmug. by BGB Anonymous February 3, 2023
Get the Stephenmug.