Shagger

(n) a general dick-wad who has several hook up options, but fails to make a move on any of them.

(n) someone destined to be a 40-year old virgin.

chick 1: omg who is that? id totallllly fuck his brains out
chick 2: naww hes a total shagger.

chick 1: damn! and he had so much potential...

by secretzz May 2, 2010

Stagged

To be let down; sad;disappointed

Person 1: I heard your team lost!
Person 2: yeah man, I'm stagged.

by Rhonda Rhymes February 11, 2017

Saggle Flump Pus (SFP)

The rotting, mutating fluids and gastric discharge erupting from the stomach that has gradually diluted as it slowly sinks through the entire female anatomy, rotting and purging everything there is until finally it all cascades and slithers out from the south gate, spraying and splatting all over the inner thighs and floor of the horribly unlucky victim.

Girl, you so totally just Saggle Flump Pus (SFP) ed all over my new nikes.

by The grand morster. March 23, 2007

saggy

a really nasty word !

i like saggy boobs so seksheeee

by mudda fugggaa April 23, 2003

Bob Saggot

1.a word that came from tourettes guy that is used as an exclaimation of unsatisfaction or anger 2.can be used as any vulgar word of any kind.

1.(after a beer slips out of your hands onto the floor)Oh bob saggot. 2.Shut the bob saggot up. Stop being such a bob saggot head. You cheating bob saggot.

by The waffles July 5, 2006

sheep shagger

A sheep shagger is a kiwi (new zealander), who for some starnge reason thinks that his scummy nation and is worth mentioning in the same sentence as Australia. They believe that they are better than Australians, one of their biggest mistakes. As an example Kiwis think that there country is wealthier than Australia, when infact Australia's economy dwarves that of theirs. As the name sheep shagger suggests, they are overly friendly with sheep, and is uncommon to find a male kiwi without one in his bedroom. Their low IQ prevents them from recognising Australians as their superiors, and is therefore a right of every Australian, or infact most other nations to beat up on a kiwi whenever seen. A sheep shagger will have a weird pride of its filthy homeland of New Zealand, and believe that their Rugby team is far suiperior to that of Australia's, when infact they can only beat Australia at the game when Australia is rebuilding its side.

Sheep Shagger kiwi: Oi I cannot find me sheep!
Aussie: *Whilst hiding the poor sheep*: Oh dear, I cannot for the life of me seem to find it

by Pink Merkin January 11, 2009

Shagged

When something is boring, overused or generally shit it is referred to as 'shagged'

This often replaces the more commonly used 'gay'
e.g "man this algebra stuff is gay, why do i need to learn this shit?!"

Guy 1 : Duuude, drainpipes are so shagged man. your such a sheep!

Guy 2 : Dude! i so am not, it's cool man.

Guy 1 : Whatever, they're shagged!

by Jayleigh February 1, 2008