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lil uzi squirt

It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman
I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover
by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 3, 2023
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Squirt

The thing that a lady does when you slide a dick in and out of her pussy.
Hey, my nigga, I finna make this cracker ass botch squirt all over me.
by PenisPapi June 1, 2022
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squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs
by ohsorrey February 19, 2017
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hoe squirt

A hoe that sends nudes when unasked for or unwanted by the receiver. Often used to describe girls
She sent you nudes? That hoe squirt
by Urbangirl10210 August 8, 2017
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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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backboard squirt

When you nut on her back then she stands up and tries to get it to drip into the crack.
He finished off with a backboard squirt.
by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023
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bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
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