squirrel

THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!

i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this

by Cate mayonnaise February 23, 2011

Squirrel

A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.

Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.

by Semi-Dunn November 22, 2011

Squirrel

A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.

Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!

by Umlau October 23, 2011

Flaming Squirrel

1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.

Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.

The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.

2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.

1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."

2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."

3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."

by Apecreature March 11, 2011

barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

transgender squirrel

THIS IS A 2 DEFINITION WORD

1.) Your a ugly ass gross ass lookin bitch

2.)I love you

Example for definition 1.)Shut the fuck up you transgender squirrel lookin ass bitch

Example for definition 2.)AWE your my favorite lil transgender squirrel

by me bitch ass mother fucker May 13, 2019

squirrel tapped

The art of smacking someone in the testicles.

If you don't shut up, you're going to get squirrel tapped!

by silverton December 11, 2007