Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

Square Blue

A defence in ScrapTD which is the first defence that you get, and the first which you get to defend barrels like Circle Blue early-game.

"2 or 3 Square Blues can defend up to Square Pink before you can get a Gatling Gun to pretty much defend those barrels."

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair

I had a big square firecracker in class

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.

"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"

by 2xMVR February 15, 2023

Square Knot

Type of knot you would tie.

You fuckin square

"Do you know how to tie a square knot"

"No what's that?"

"The type of knot you would tie, you fuckin square"

by Autistic Beaver January 6, 2023

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018