by dipskits July 3, 2024
Get the vape spliff mug.When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
by Laglog December 1, 2024
Get the PP-SPLICE mug.An AAVE slang phrase used to emphasize truth, sincerity, or seriousness, similar to "on God," but as a playful or creative alternative for those who prefer not to invoke the Lord's name. It conveys strong conviction or assurance.
"I'm telling you, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen, on splicc."
"If they think I'm going back to that job, they're crazy, on splice!"
"If they think I'm going back to that job, they're crazy, on splice!"
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Get the I Splice No Backs I mug.A synonym of “Butterflies” used to describe the tingly feeling in your lower belly, often felt while scared for example while on a roller coaster or standing above a great fall.
“I just got the wiener-splieners while we were high up there.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
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