Minado Special

the Minado Special is when you've finished gorging yourself at a sushi buffet and go into uncomfortable, often embarrassing, and poorly timed gastric distress caused by rice expansion in your gut.

"dude, we need to stop at a gas station because I feel a minado special coming on."

by iheartkittens July 19, 2010

Southern special

When a girl chugs hot sauce but doesn't swallow and then blows you

Guy 1: so, how was last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a southern special. So it was pretty good.

by Volcano job October 21, 2009

Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.

When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.

by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010

zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage

"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"

by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018

Stecker Special

A dessert creation that consists of cinnamon swirl bread (could also be cinnamon raisin) that is toasted, covered in peanut butter, that is topped with several scoops of ice cream that are drizzled in maple syrup.

Nathan had a long practice and wants to unwind with a Stecker Special.

by warnerbro April 2, 2011

Feen Special

When someone playing No-Limit Texas Hold'Em is dealt two 2's (pocket 2's). This hand is mediocre according to odds, but is proven to have never been beaten when played all the way out.

"I went all in with that Feen Special last night and did my opponent dirty. What a sucker."

by John Ratterman October 1, 2004

the rozen special

Really hard/fast sex.

He sure gave her the rozen special. she could hardly walk the next day.

by pinkprettyperson January 16, 2011