Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

smash a cone

smoke a bowl

"It's perfectly fine, tylenol and cannabis are both pain relievers. "

"I downed two valium's and smashed three cones - and I'm chillin'"

"I just smashed a cone"

"let's smash a cone or two my friend."

by asfjkllasfkj;laskjsadsadsf January 18, 2017

Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar February 21, 2009

Smash Bash

A catastrophic , unforgettable , incomparable , insane party. The night where you will get smashed, you willl get bashed and more importantly you will get trashed.

its fckin smash bash!

by ozzie_n August 22, 2011

Cash Smash

Similar to a donkey punch, a Cash Smash is the act of doing a girl (or guy) doggy style, while playing a Johnny Cash song on guitar, and then right at the moment of climax you smash the guitar over her/his head.

"At the moment of climax, I performed a Cash Smash. I raised my guitar up high over my head, bringing it down swiftly as I blew all over her back, while wood splintered all over the place and the strings kissed her forehead after it went through the guitar."

by Destroyer7795 December 11, 2007

Smashed Penny

When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.

Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!

by John Applesauces October 5, 2008

anus smash

Blunt force trauma to the anus.

I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.

by Siosiekay May 13, 2018