A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
Get the Simon Jonesmug. by Meezicle October 28, 2022
Get the Tom Simonsmug. 
by gloryboyzzzz July 6, 2020
Get the Simonemug. Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.
It was quite the opposite.
Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.
So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.
I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.
Yours and yours only,
M.
Simone (Italian male name)
It was quite the opposite.
Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.
So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.
I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.
Yours and yours only,
M.
Simone (Italian male name)
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
Get the Simonemug. To throw away the pride of wearing American red-white-blue at the last minute because she could not handle the pressure and would not get praises for her mental health; her self interest over the collective pride of representing the whole country
by coachofmurica August 7, 2021
Get the Simonemug. by Valk Strider November 30, 2020
Get the Simonmug.