Taylor Swifting

1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.

2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.

3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.

4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.

1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...

2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"

Guy Two: "Really? Who?"

Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"

Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"

Guy One: "Yeah"

Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"



3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"

Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"

13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"



4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"

Taylor Swifting by Nitro Man March 15, 2009

Swifting 

to go from relationship to relatinship, like taylor swift.

Oh my god, she is swifting again. She is such a slut sometimes.

Swifting by honhonhonhuehue December 6, 2014

Bank shiting 

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

Bank shiting by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Shitfinger 

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

Shitfinger by bardolino December 27, 2008

shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

shitting the bed by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

Swifting 

swifting- verb - having a love hate relationship; wanting to tear someones guts out; yet loving them at the same time.

-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.

- I am swifting at him right now

or

"shes PMSing at the moment"
" NAH BRO SHES SWIFTING IT RUNN!!"

Swifting by DanAndLuba September 30, 2011

Shiting hand 

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

Shiting hand by Mr Confident June 26, 2016