Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

Sebastian/chino

The fucking asian dude that has a problem and is small like his dick and he is gay as fuck. gay

Chino has a 0.00000001 inch cock. Sebastian/chino is gay.

by Sebas is gay as fuck March 13, 2019

Sebastian

A big dumb idiot who consistently passes out while looking at girls

Sebastian was looking at that girl again.

by Anonymous1235785 April 23, 2019

Sebastian

Kinda an asshole but you still think he's cool

Yo wassup Sebastian
Ew no
Wut
JK you dipshit

by Anonymous E (PewDiePienumber1) July 25, 2019

sebastian bridgeman

Sebastian bridgeman is a certified sender the man has a tiny peen but he still gets all the ladies

Sebastian bridgeman is cool

by Sebbb2233 September 17, 2019

Sebastianite

A boy from the Sri Lankan school known as St. Sebastians. Sebasrianites are the best. Sebastianites are so Fun. Sebastianites are so cute. Sebastianites are so crazy. Sebastians are so sebastian. Sebastian sebastian. Sebastitian sebastian. Fun lot. I love them. You will love them too.

I just love sebastianites

Dude, you've been saying that for fifteen hours now. Just let my neck go

I'm not letting u go till u say it, feed

I love... sebasrianites 😭

by Yasithisabss September 20, 2019