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Elijah Alexander Sanchez

"Bro are you Elijah Alexander Sanchez"
"Nah"

Dirty Sanchez 

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
Dirty Sanchez by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011

Vix Sanchez 

when you put some vix on your finger and rub it across your upper lip.
Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
Vix Sanchez by HelzAngel September 10, 2011

El Sanchez

After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.
Ya man, I totally turned that chick over and El Sanchezed her!
El Sanchez by Indabuttnobaby August 1, 2011

Dirty Sanchez 

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.

This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.
Rob thought it would be funny to give Lynn a Dirty Sanchez.
Dirty Sanchez by nightshift001 August 13, 2014

Dirty Sanchez 

An amazing event! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.
Shant's mom looks like her husbad gave her a dirty sanchez
Dirty Sanchez by Bantumie July 25, 2010