Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

by Segawhy August 25, 2019

sonic..vr

Sonic but he plays virtual reality and makes funny videos. He has a group of people who help him with his videos, for example, tails..vr knuckles..vr silver..vr blaze..vr ray..vr Amy..vr mighty..vr and many more. You could join to but dont be picky or a little youngster

What if sonic had a virtual reality headset?
sonic..vr?

by Not Mighty..vr July 2, 2022

Sonic

The Act of Eating Chili Dogs while going at the Speed of Sound

I Saw Sonic at Green Hill Zone

by AverageTowelEnjoyer November 18, 2021

post-sonic

Musical composition that is completely inaudible.

John Cage's"4:33" was an early example of post-sonic composition.

by C.O. August 29, 2006

Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Sonic attack

Really fast masturbation

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack

by Fenri February 20, 2020

Sonic Throat

the moment when someone’s oral performance reaches maximum efficiency, much like the narrowest point of a nozzle in thermodynamics, where compressible flow hits Mach 1. Just as no further increase in upstream pressure can accelerate the flow beyond the sonic point, the recipient might feel they’ve reached the "maximum capacity" of pleasure, with all systems operating at peak thermodynamic intensity

Will's mother has been known to give 'Sonic Throat' in the morning.

by slipnslide2 December 19, 2024