Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband

jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »

by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021

zyair big shoe size

zyair has a reallly big feet he hets hard from looking at shoes

zyair big shoe size is huge feet

by big shoe size March 15, 2022

Super sized forehead

Somebody with an extra large forehead.
Opposite of Under sized forehead

Person 1: Look at that forehead!
Person 2: I know right! It´s Super sized forehead!!
The forehead kid: Lemme snatch yo´ forehead!
The kid getting made fun of: Lemme snatch yo search history!
The class: Oh...God......

by C a m d a m a n (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ March 15, 2022

Sweer size

The size of your sweer

person 1: What's your sweer size?
person 2: about 25.

by SweerSized March 15, 2022

Sweer Size

The size of the Sweer on a person or an animal or a thing.

-Hey, what's your Sweer Size?
-Fuck off

by sweerer March 16, 2022